#35 February 4.

#35 February 4.

>Everyone knows that being a sports fan is supposed to provide a mix of
>emotions for people who normally don’t get the opportunity to
>experience them. I for one think that the SB succeeds completely in
>this regard. I just decide what sort of emotion I want, and pick a
>team to root for accordingly.

Yup…just pick how you want to feel and there will always be somebody there
to sell it to you in many fashion colors. For an additional $20 they’ll sell
you the validation you need to believe that you really feel this way.
Get in a group of people who’ve been similarily pandered to and
had the wool pulled over their eyes and you’d be surprised how real it all
feels.

>Now, if you bite too hard into the SB or any other sports event, you
>find there’s nothing there. But if you just swish it around in your
>mouth for a while, you’ll find it has a pleasant mouthfeel, and it has
>that lingering aftertaste of emptiness that leaves you immediately
>looking for more.

Glorp has a way of doing that to you. Its their way of making sure you’ll
come back for more next year. And isn’t that pink color wonderful???

-Stephen Okay